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Name: erica "padfoot" Country: United States State: Colorado Birthday: 2/28/1983 Gender: Female
Interests: art crime, england, glam, boys, hobbits, cynicism, and everything inbetween. Expertise: see above. Occupation: Supervisory Industry: Entertainment
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| been a while, innit? yes it has. to appease, here is the mighty review of prisoner of azkaban. does contain spoilers. der.
slightly apprehensive about this film. is my favorite book of the series (yah, everyone says it, but it's true) and i didn't want to see it bastardized.
okay then. i have nothing against chris columbus. i'm sure he's a nice guy and all. but the first two movies dragged. a lot. they were still good, but they just took forever. i seriously fell asleep during philosopher's stone. and yes, i KNOW THAT THEY ARE KIDS BOOKS, but still. just a bit too kiddie. chamber was better, but that's because it had both christian coulson and jason isaacs in it, which improved it by five thousand points. anyway.
azkaban did NOT drag. at all. even the bad jokes were funny. but then it could be because i was ill the past couple days, and saw it while dizzy and feeling high. am much better now, but only slightl, as i can't type for shit at the moment. i'll get better soon. anyway.
THE MOVIE OWNED MY SOUL FOR THESE REASONS:
1) cuaron did an amazing job converying the mood of the book. it was dark. it was edgy. it was angst. he's a fantastic director. "y tu mama tambien" was the same way, there was a mood about it that made it realistic. as realistic as a movie with hippogriffs and brooms could be.
2) jesus FUCKING CHRIST, but daniel is hot. not just hot. i mean, the kind of hot you need tissues to clean up with afterward. and he's HOW OLD?? 15??? fuck. the twins were fucking gorgeous as well. the whole weasly family was, really. rupert's getting so cute!! squee!! and emma's beautiful. alan is still as bad-ass as ever. and david thewlis, and GARY!!! GAHHHHHH!!!! you get the picture.
3) i love the way hogwarts looks in the film, with the courtyard and the clock tower and everything. awesome.
4) dementors were fucked up. heard about the flying thing and was like, "eh. that's not in the book." but it was alright. i liked how everything froze when they passed.
5) lupin put on swing music when they were fighting the bogart. own. the music in general was great. when the trailer first came out, with the "something wicked this way comes" chorus, i died. seriously fucking wet myself.
6) sets were much cooler. lupin's office, with the random floating things, was cool as well. yeah, i'm a glutton for shiny things. just trying to get inspiration of my own.
7) the maruader's map FUCKING ROCKED. so did buckbeak. well done cgi. much much cooler than dobby.
THIS MOVIE GAVE ME MILD INDIGESTION FOR THESE REASONS:
1) WHY DIDN'T THEY EXPLAIN WHO THE MARAUDERS WERE??? they hinted at lupin's prior knowledge of the map, but not that he made it with james and everyone else. argh.
2) and they SPELLED "MOONY" WRONG!!!! THEY SPELLED IT "MOONEY." WHY??? i am sure darcy shit bricks.
3) lupin's werewolf transformation was good, but they made him weird looking. he looked like an anorexic dog. thought he would be a bit more built up.
4) they made some things go out of order, like the firebolt thing. but it was alright.
and that's all i can think of, really. for now, goodbye. :P | | |
| this is the most recent paper i wrote for my english class. my professor told me i should run for office. she doesn't know what she's getting into.
Environmental Destruction: The World is Not Enough
Something must be done to prevent the destruction of our environment. Rainforests and natural wetlands are being destroyed on a daily basis to meet the “needs” of businesses, forsaking the Earth for profits. At the rate that we are going, within my generation’s lifetime we will see devastating effects on the environment due to the destruction of forests. Greenhouse-effect gases will accumulate in the atmosphere, and with no natural “filter” to go through, they will cause massive damage to the ozone layer and our climate. We need to stop deforestation at all costs to protect the world for our generation and for generations to come.
In 1990, 150,000 sq. km of rainforests were being destroyed each year, an area the size of Great Britain and Wales (Collins, Jocelyn). The same amount was being damaged or degraded in the process. This figure is now much higher, due to deliberate deforestation in Brazil and Indonesia. Rainforests are being destroyed in logging operations, and to make way for hydropower plants and new land to be exploited. Temperate forests are being destroyed by paper and timber industries. Not only are native tribes ousted from their homes, but thousands of plant and animal species also disappear every year from deforestation. This could dramatically affect us in ways we haven’t yet considered. What if the cure for cancer was somewhere in the Amazon, in some elusive plant that now is threatened by money-hungry businesses? It could become one of the thousands that disappear each year, and we wouldn’t even know. Maybe it has already become extinct.
Trees are natural filters, which “breathe” in carbon dioxide and emit oxygen. If the forests of the world are destroyed, the oxygen production of the world is also damaged, and with our growing population we could all be gasping like smokers within a few generations, all for the sake of clearing new land for mining operations and logging. I could go without that new, mahogany dining room set if it meant that my grandchildren could play outside in clean air.
The Bush administration has been particularly negligent in its environmental duties, from wanting to drill in the Alaskan Natural Wildlife Preserve to stopping the leaking of mercury into our water supply. If he’s elected for another term, do you think that he will suddenly put the interests of the planet first? Or will he continue to exploit Earth for the chance to get his corporate friends a little extra spending money? This is more important than the war on terrorism; this is global terrorism. And it must be stopped in whatever way it can, and I can say that I will not put my vote for someone who doesn’t take the needs of the planet first. How safe are we really, when all of our enemies are destroyed, if our children are getting cancer from chemicals in their drinking water, and global warming shrinks the coastlines of the world, eliminating millions of people?
The first steps we need to take in stopping deforestation, at least in America, is to elect a person who actually cares about the environment into the highest office in our nation. I refuse to turn this paper into an election editorial and preach about who I think would be the best choice. However, we must put someone with our world’s best interests in front of the need to police the world. We should also begin to see ourselves as more than just citizens of the United States. We need to start seeing ourselves as citizens of the world. We’re all in this together, on this spinning ball of rock, and we might as well make the best of it. This means stopping conflicts over oil, land, and natural resources, because what belongs to one community should be shared by all other communities, for the good of our species. We need to start harnessing the power of renewable resources for our energy needs, such as hydropower, wind power, and solar power. Auto pollution is one of the main causes of ozone depletion, and although it does make for a colorful sunset, we need to consider what we are doing to our planet every time we fill up our SUVs. We need to stop allowing “tolerable” levels of chemical pollution, such as arsenic and mercury, into our waters.
I’m not saying that we should abandon our ways of life altogether to run off into the woods and collect berries. I’m just suggesting that better ways can be found to power and create the material things that we all want and need. And we must start taking this problem seriously, before some unpredicted disaster occurs to our environment and to us, and we find that we could have prevented it in the first place.
Works Cited-
Collins, Jocelyn.“Deforestation.” Envirofacts Index Page. Feb 1st, 2001. Accessed 4/7/04.
<http://www.botany.uwc.ac.za/Envfacts/facts/deforestation.htm>
Greenpeace International Home Page. Accessed 4/7/04. <http://www.greenpeace.org>
“Deforestation Facts.” Tree 4 Life Homepage. 2000. Accessed 4/7/04.
http://www.tree4life.com/ingles/deforest3.htm
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| armed and dangerous, i am not
so on sunday i had to start the computer training for 7-11, and it's all very basic stuff, like "be nice to customers" and "put up wet floor signs when you mop." but they had this whole section on how to deal with robberies and sexual assaults.
i don't care if 7-11 gets robbed. we only ahve $30 in cash in the register at a time. so if someone is stupid enough to risk jail time for $30, they're welcome to it. besides, it's not my money. we're supposed to cooperate and remain calm and all that. i can handle that, no problem.
but then in the sexual assaults section, it was giving various ways you can stop a sexual assault, like telling them you have AIDS or peeing yourself. they didn't have "go for the balls or eyes," which is what my mom always taught me, but whatever. and then after describing all these techniques you could use, they said, "or, you could comply with the attacker." and it said, "use your best judgement."
i'm sorry, but if i was getting attacked, i would try to fucking destroy the guy. in any way i could. especailly if all he had was a knife. if he had a gun, then maybe i would just pee on him. because people that bring guns to sexual assaults are usually willing to use them. i would like to think that he would not cross the line into outright murder, but you never know these days. it seems like the whole section is about making you afraid of everything in the world.
am strangely comfortable talking about things like this. i think i would be sarcastic and bitter and insult his masculinity. if he kills me, he kills me, but i would really really like to think that God/Buddha/Fate has more in store for me than lying in a bloody pool in the backroom of a convenience store. maybe i'm just being egotistical.
i know that the store has reasons for not allowing weapons inside, like guns and knives. just look at someone like macey, who used to work at big lots. she was insane. and threatened to kill people with the shotgun she had in her car. but pepper spray and mace, i would be okay with my employees with that. especially the women. and don't think i'm all, "oh, poor us, we're such the delicate sex, we need big strong men to protect us." ask anyone i know, and they'll say i'm a guy trapped in woman's body. i belch and fart and make crude jokes. doesn't mean that every now and then i don't want to be "protected," i just think that women can and should protect themselves, thank you very much. i would carry a tazer. i'd probably use it on customers, however, and i can see how it would be a bad thing. people just shouldn't make me angry.
one funny thing in the training, they did this section on "being nice to people who are disabled," like the blind, the wheelchair-bound, and teenagers. the blind woman they had in the example was being led by a dog named "puddles." i thought that was funny. this big german shepard named puddles. nevermind that it's a funny name for a dog in the first place. dog's like, "god, i hate my life."
anyway, time to get ready to go back to training. and then, i am a regular employee, just like the rest of them. unprotected and frightened.
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| i own your ass
because i finally have a job!
*waits for applause and congrats*
*cricket chirps*
rachel at 7-eleven was supposed to call me on thursday night to let me know that i had a job. when she didn't, i immediately assumed the worst, as wormtail can verify, but it's a natural trait of a pisces. assume worst, crawl into shell, and come out again fully armed. but last night, in the midst of preparing for my parent's poker party/pie-fest at paddy's house because it's cheaper, she called, apologized for not calling me back, and told me to come in this morning at eight to fill in paperwork.
so, got five hours of sleep, signed my free time away, came home and took a nap. i start training on sunday, working three pm to eleven. that will most likely be my regular hours. i don't care. it is all good.
kick ass things about this job:
1. very easy, decent pay, and all the free slurpees i can ingest.
2. hired at full time status. this may not seem like a big deal, but it's the first time i've ever been hired as such. i've gotten 40 hours before, but never has it been the rule that i cannot have less than 32 as per state law. so happy! *anime face*
3. work the shift right in front of wormtail. how funny is it that i've always gotten hired at jobs where one of the maruaders works? first lily with pipeline and ihop, then wormy with big lots, and again with 7-eleven. it must be fate. that and i can booby trap the store before he comes in. whee!
4. can dye hair any color and pierce ears as many times as i care to, though i think i'm good. can't have facial piercings, but maybe after i've been there for a while, she might let it slip.
rachel also seems very easy-going. she's got my birthday, and scott says her girlfriend is the manager of the store on horsetooth by my house. so i think i won't have to worry about managment making want to pee on everything. she says she's very happy to see me work. yay for me!
so, because i said i would, i'm taking wormy out to lunch whenever he gets his ass up. and i think prongs is coming as well. also owe him for buying this album (told him i had good taste in music, the ass taco) and burning the songs onto my computer. moony, thou shalt listen to this. i really like the chick's voice. and they cover white rabbit really well. basically if snake river conspiracy took opium and listened to a lot of massive attack. can see the hobbits (or dom at least) really liking this. and it's not played on mtv, so you know they;ve got talent.
anyway. going to finish some other online stuff, cruise the monaboyd club, then play diablo. such a productive life i lead.
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| sigh.
some things are too entertaining.
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